Why do all the other girls here look so good, and why did my parents have to send me to an all girls university? This is my fifth time in the bathroom today! (necrosmos)
Sir, The season for growing crops is upon us, and the villagers do fear the onslaught of pests that devour. Their ceremony to banish foes of foliage lasts a day and into the night. It is farcical, of course, but some aspects of it do have a cultural inte