First time poster. Woo, I don't have many places I can share my art as my ability to paint nipples is too powerful for social media algorithms to understand. I get banned all the time
Sir, I out to the furniture emporium, to purchase a chaise longue for Lady B___. Upon its delivery, I am most anxious as to it's comfort. I enlist Maid Ellie to advise me as to it's skin feel. "How do you mean, sir?" she enquires.