Just got this from my wife’s boss Matt. Apparently she is going to get used today at the office. He said I better be ready to pick her up because she will be so exhausted by the end of the day. And as he said “bring a change of clothes for her”
Cow girls are such simple creatures. Only mooing, milking and mating matters. They are very docile and breedable too. Cow girls are easily created by injecting the subject woman with Moodrug and then making her watch the Moospiral. (PastelDaemon)