Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Day is (f)inally OVER! Three days of not thinking about work or any campaign duties. Oh, the joys of cancelled plans. Time to bring out the wine. Thank goodness for long weekends. Cheers! 💋🥂