Shoutout to the bud who sent me a chat and absolutely broke my brain and melted me into a worthless goon boy for Katy Perry earlier. I was so gooned out I was convulsing.
Sirs and Madames, I most cordially welcome our new members who have arrived at the door of our club. All are welcome and I trust you will have an enjoyable stay here. I have instructed the maid to put extra coal on the fire for your comfort.
