May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here Y’all act like you never seen a white person
Now I understand. Now I know I don’t deserve to be inside a woman such as you. I enclose the key to my chastity cage. I want you to keep it until I am a better man. Until I deserve to be with a woman again. If ever