Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)
What a weekend it’s already been in Fort Lauderdale. Met an incredible young couple at Tortuga and had a blast at the hotel suite until the sun 🌞 came up. Stay tuned for more fun tonight!
