Let me cradle your head and softly press my lips against your brow, caressing your forehead with each kiss as my hand clamps like a vice around your throat and I force you to take every last fucking inch. (Twitter = @ShagginsBilbo)
I'll be having sex for the first time in a few hours, please tell me if I should shave my bush or not because I did try trimming but the shape kept getting messed up