You Pathetic Scummy, Simpy, Low Lifing, Piece Of Shit, Mutt. You Think I'm Gonna Respond To You Swooning Over Me? Ha! Absolutely Hilarious. Now Send Your Tribute.
Was house sitting and the neighbor kept checking in. He invited me over to his patio for a drink. He wasn't wearing any underwear. I was gawking at his bulge... Clearly he noticed when his cock got hard and well, can't wait to housesit again!