New Friday night ritual at the sorority house: "The Contraption." You get one minute to cum. If you make it, you're free to go. If you don't, you spend the weekend locked up. Participation is mandatory, and nobody has defeated The Contraption yet. Go
I celebrated my 38th birthday over the weekend and I feel the sexiest I ever have and the most comfortable in my body I ever have. I am fucking sexy! I feel like a Goddess, in fact. A Goddess of sex, drugs, and pee! π