I was very confused when Sir told me he got me a new outfit at the hardware store. Turns out my outfit for the day is a roll of duct tape... Turned me into a helpless shiny fucktoy for 5 bucks!
Last night I sent my wife the pic on the left to be funny while she was out with friend's. A few minutes later she sent back the pic on the right. I'm like, "Awesome! Whoa, wait a minute, who took the picture? Who are you with? Where are you?" Still
![Freebirds VS chipotle ? I’m team freebirds 😂 [self]](https://www.nakedpictures.org/gallery/freebirds-vs-chipotle-im-team-freebirds-self-y5E6OrBXh3/freebirds-vs-chipotle-im-team-freebirds-self-thumb.webp)
